Over at the Huffington Post there’s a great article on the FBI Porn Squad. Now this isn’t a group of guys dedicated to cracking down on child porn, forced prostitution or anything like that. It’s an FBI squad, set up to tackle… porn. Admittedly at what I would consider the less tasteful end of the market (well, disgusting but nothing that doesn’t happen in the mid-west of USA, the westcountry in the UK or dogu anadolu) but nonetheless you have to think if there’s a war against terror going on there must surely be better things to do?
Some of my favourite quotes:
Q. How have you gone about doing your job?
A. I started out with bestiality fetishes as my specialty. In the
course of my research, I checked out Web sites with beautiful women
fondling and fucking and sucking horses, snakes, cows, dogs, monkeys,
sheep, donkeys, goats, pigs, and occasionally necking with a giraffe or
humping a camel. Unlike regular commercial movies that are shown in
theaters, online pornography doesn’t include any disclaimers, such as
“No animals were harmed during the making of this film.” There are no
overseers from the American Humane Society. Nor are there any
complaints from People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Now in most parts of the world that’s considered disgusting material but in many places it’s considered par for the course. You know the kind of places I mean, the kind where daddy takes his gun to church and keeps it under the pew lest the preacher starts speaking of the sins of incest. I almost spat my tea out across the keyboard this morning when I stumbled across this doozy:
Q. So tell me, did you get aroused?
A. Actually, yes, I did, but I was aroused only by the women, not by
any of the animals. Later on, though, when I was investigating a whole
variety of kinky sites–from female ejaculators who are squirtaholics
to tobacco addicts who smoke before, during and after sex–and then I
found one that was devoted entirely to women who wear eyeglasses and
the men who love to come on them, that is, on the glasses, while
they’re being worn, and somehow that really turns me on. I’ve become
obsessed with it. I’m seeing a psychiatrist twice a week now. She
practices hypnotic age regression, and she took me all the way back to
when I was being breast-fed, and my mother wore glasses, and that
became associated with sensuality. And now that I understand the cause
of my fixation, I can begin to wean myself from it.
Brilliant. Truly Brilliant Stuff. Link to the Huffington Post.
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Beautiful. Enough said.