Why is it that in all the years I was single I never found this, yet after two years of marriage, not one but two guides crop up from nowhere.
Warning: This post links to material that is NSFW
So there I was, surfing away and imagine my surprise when I found out that it’s actually possible for someone to ‘relieve’ themselves using a melon. I first stumbled upon this site the other day, which provides a step by step guide to masturbating with a melon. Of course I just had it down as an Internet prank.
Then I was introduced to ‘Pool boy Juan’ (shown below, with melon) over at Pumpster who has step by step instructions on how to use a melon as a vagina.
Of course, what I want to know is how does Pool boy Juan deal with melon seeds? I was impressed with the first article’s mention of using a second hole to make ‘in-strokes’ easier and to pull on the ‘out-stroke’. I can’t say I’m likely to try either, but if you have a go, please leave some feedback as to how it was for you.
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